Me No Gusta

I've been in a snit lately. Someone's slipped me worm sandwich. I've been trying to think of good things to write about but I've been in such a dark mood, all I can think of are things that annoy me. So I thought-why not just make a list of things I don't like and just get my ya ya's out? Here's my list in no particular order;

• David Koch and Mel Doyle
• Suburbia
• Most television
• Conservatism
• Politicians
• Whingers (a bit rich considering this sounds a bit whiney)
• Comic Sans Font
• Modern day 'fashion'
• Bad Manners
• Fast Food
• Guys who wear their jeans at half mast revealing undies and arse crack
• Crap beer
• McDonalds
• Andrew Bolt
• Daryl Somers
• Top forty shizen music
• Bad coffee
• People with no imagination
• Wankers
• Hippies
• Corporations
• Cliches
• The fact that my mum never shuts the fuck up
• High rentals in good areas thus not allowing me to live alone on my crap salary
• Spiro from the FSU for not giving me a job that should have been mine
• Stupid interviewing techniques that some fucked up Americans thought is the way forward for employing people. Kill it.
• The guy who was meant to have moved out of the house I'm moving into a month ago thus causing me to be homeless longer than I needed to be. You had better be out by Monday you fucker or I'm coming after you with a baseball bat.
• That I'm not in Buenos Aires
• That I'm still working here
• Docklands
• Chain Stores
• Krispy Kreme
• Tabloid Magazines
• The Herald Sun
• The fact that Richmond never win
• My life at the moment