Thursday, October 01, 2009

Me No Gusta

I've been in a snit lately. Someone's slipped me worm sandwich. I've been trying to think of good things to write about but I've been in such a dark mood, all I can think of are things that annoy me. So I thought-why not just make a list of things I don't like and just get my ya ya's out? Here's my list in no particular order;
  • David Koch and Mel Doyle
  • Suburbia
  • Most television
  • Conservatism
  • Politicians
  • Whingers (a bit rich considering this sounds a bit whiney)
  • Comic Sans Font
  • Modern day 'fashion'
  • Bad Manners
  • Fast Food
  • Guys who wear their jeans at half mast revealing undies and arse crack
  • Crap beer
  • McDonalds
  • Andrew Bolt
  • Daryl Somers
  • Top forty shizen music
  • Bad coffee
  • People with no imagination
  • Wankers
  • Hippies
  • Corporations
  • Cliches
  • The fact that my mum never shuts the fuck up
  • High rentals in good areas thus not allowing me to live alone on my crap salary
  • Spiro from the FSU for not giving me a job that should have been mine
  • Stupid interviewing techniques that some fucked up Americans thought is the way forward for employing people. Kill it.
  • The guy who was meant to have moved out of the house I'm moving into a month ago thus causing me to be homeless longer than I needed to be. You had better be out by Monday you fucker or I'm coming after you with a baseball bat.
  • That I'm not in Buenos Aires
  • That I'm still working here
  • Docklands
  • Chain Stores
  • Krispy Kreme
  • Tabloid Magazines
  • The Herald Sun
  • The fact that Richmond never win
  • My life at the moment


LizzyLou said...

Oh come on hun, you can do better than that! I'm sure you've really got a lot more to whinge about.....don't be modest! And by the way....I do take a little exception to the hippy one...:(

Margarita Milonguita said...

I'm too tired to think of any more. I can always do a part 2.
Who are you anyway?

LizzyLou said...

I'm your favourite hippy of course!