Sunday, August 13, 2006

Home Movies

I've just seen the Colin Farrell home movie where he and his then girlfriend do the wild thing.
  1. I'm beginning to think people do this as a career move these days. For starters, why film yourself having sex? His movies are shit enough without having to see THAT much of him (and by the way, there is a LOT to see).
I just thought I should give you a few pointers if you are going to get out the cam corder and film yourselves rubbing uglies.
  1. Watch it back during your post coital ciggie or drink, then erase it.
  2. If you intend on keeping it for personal use, buy a safe and lock it away.
  3. If, like my good self, you're too poor to afford a camcorder, doing it in front of the mirror can be just as good.
  4. Or, if it's been a long time between drinks you can do as I do and try to remember what having sex was like. Reminders please... somebody...

3 comments:

Quick said...

Silly, is what it's like. It's all about making silly noises and pulling silly faces and doing silly things with silly parts of your body.

Fun, but silly.

Filming yourself... bloody hell. Imagine seeing the face you pull at the moment of sillygasm.

Margarita Milongita said...

Not quite what I meant but at this sad,sorry stage of my life, I'll take it.. Silly it is...

There wasn't much face in the Colin F film which was just as well. He'd shaved his head to match his scrotum.. some people are just wrong...

Quick said...

At the risk of sounding demanding, you don't write nearly enough. No new post so I just read through your archives (and realised I've already read quite a lot). Would keep reading but I'm going to save some for next time, in case you haven't added anything new... which I think you should :)