Wednesday, March 03, 2010

The Big O

This is not a post about Roy Orbison. This is a post about orgasms.
Not this
This
Orgasms are good. We all love them when we have them. They are meant to make us feel alive.
The intensity makes your thighs wobbly and may cause you to go blind for a couple of minutes, followed by rapturous shivers through your body.

For some people, this simply isn't enough. Some people need to tie something to restrict the supply of oxygen to the brain whilst beating off. This practice is known as Auto Erotic Asphyixiation (or AEA). It is believed to intensify your orgasm by a hundred- if you live.

I logged onto The Age this morning to this story and thought 'how sad'. For a start, the guy is gay. Sex for a gay man -from my observation anyway-is a virtual smorgasbord. What could be better menfolk, than someone who knows how your bits work and gets the job done? I guess that's why a lot of straight men stop off at 'beats' on the way home from the office or the worksite to get a blowjob. Ladies, we don't need to hang ourselves to have a screaming orgasm- we know or should know- how to pleasure ourselves.

Let's not join the ranks of this young man, Michael Hutchense and David Carradine. Life's too good to die for a moment of intense pleasure. Unless of course, you mean to.

8 comments:

dam buster said...

I thin kit is important that people know what gets themselves off. They should also not be afraid to tell their partner.
If you don't ask how do you recieve?

Margarita Milonguita said...

People need to realise that tastes are better than a scoff. Quality over quantity if you will.

dam buster said...

oh agreed Mags. One does not scoff a delicate bottle of red wine. One savours it, tastes it, enjoyes the textures and aromas.

It should be enjoyed for as long as possible not skulled like some young vinegar.

Margarita Milonguita said...

Exactly. I believe when indulging in AEA, you're meant to have a lemon wedge to bite down on to 'bring you back'.
I say, why do it at all? It's not as if you can enjoy it or brag about it afterwards- you're dead.

dam buster said...

I have to admit I have never had the thought to choke myself unconcious at O time! I am more glad just to be not doing it alone!!

Margarita Milonguita said...

As Woody Allen once quipped 'Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love'.

dam buster said...

He he nice one. I reclon Woody has had a bit of that in his time too

Margarita Milonguita said...

Are you calling Woody a wanker? Hmm you may be right there but I do love his work!